two. my big fat slumdog millionaire wedding
three. batman '92 done batman '66 style
five. castle would find bones positively fascinating, bones would find castle totally annoying, the killer would find getting away with murder frustratingly impossible, and viewers/fans would find the entire thing absolutely awesome!
six. eddie munster & wednesday addams, all grown up!
seven. mcu does scary
eight. the inspiration for both batman and v for vendetta ... the director of pi, requiem for a dream, the fountain, the wrestler, and black swan ... seriously, need i say more?
nine. dear eddie redmayne (the 87th academy awards "best actor" recipient) and academy of motion picture arts & sciences (the award voters), please give michael keaton his oscar! ... you fucking thieves!!
ten. if i could make just one thing into a movie it would without a doubt be brian k vaughan's "saga" (image comics)
one. timothy dalton & pierce brosnan cast as evil 007 bond villains -- i see dalton as the diabolical mastermind and brosnan as the deadly assassin
two. aziz ansari & mindy kaling, the indie (see what i did there?) romcom -- and while we're at it, to ensure it kick's ass, let's have it written/directed by gillian robespierre (obvious child)
three. "batman '66: the animated series" -- the television return of adam west's batman ... or at least his voice anyways. also, neil hamilton, the 60s tv show's commissioner gordon, is no long with us; so i'm thinking kevin conroy! simply put this would have the potential to be the second best animated series (batman or otherwise) of all-time
four. richard pryor bio film -- starring childish gambino ... i mean, donald glover
five. castle & bones -- maybe the best murder mystery tv show crossover ever
six. "the munster-addams family" -- a reimagined/modern-day family sitcom reboot
seven. john hawkes -- cast as the mcu's nightmare, aka my favorite doctor strange villain
eight. the shadow, a darren aronofsky film -- we deserve a screen adaptation that finally lives up to the source material's ridiculously amazing potential
nine. the idea that eddie redmayne's performance in the theory of everything was as deserving, let alone more deserving, than michael keaton's performance in birdman is completely absurd -- gawd, these voters are supposed to be people who know movies!?!?
ten. saga, starring zoe saldana (as alana) & kit harington (as marko) -- in related news, i think i just came in my pants
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